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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 21:34:37 GMT -5
Elly couldn't help but blush. "You're too good to me." She crouched down as she sensed something approaching. "Get down," she said. "Something strong is heading this way."
ooc: It's the Articario(Articuno/Lucario hybrid) I'm about to post the profile for.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 21:58:49 GMT -5
"Whoa." Inigo ducked and tried to shield his mate as the bird's shadow passed over them. He felt confident they could defend themselves if it came to that, but still, it made him nervous.
ooc: hybrids can only be of at least somewhat similar species. no birds/mammals.
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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 22:51:18 GMT -5
ooc: Well, it's my Articot then.
Elly watched as the large bird circled over them, then it dove down and landed in front of them. "Well, this is a pleasent sight," the bird said. "A rather plump female. Get ready baby, because you're my next." Elly didn't know what he meant, but then she saw something that made her shudder and hide behind Inigo. "He's going to try and rape me."
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 23:09:09 GMT -5
Inigo stood in front of Elly, in protective mode all the way. He looked over his shoulder at her, "I wouldn't worry. I know for a fact that birds of his type don't have a penis." Then he looked back at the newcomer. "Kinda hard to rape someone when you dun have the equipment for it, but if yer talking trash like that about my girl in the first place, just means yer every bit the piece of scum that any rapist would be. Or killer, or anyone who wants ta mess with my mate. So's you can either fly outta here RIGHT NOW or I'll break both yer wings'n both yer legs'n letcha flop around a long, long time before I slowly rip yer guts outta yer torso."
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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 23:11:32 GMT -5
"Don't be a hero, Inigo. I can sense it. He's half Pidgeot half Articuno," Elly said, trembling in fear. "She's right, you know. Do you really think you can ground a legendary?" He scoffed. "And aside from that, I do have the proper equipment, thank you," he said as he motioned with his wing to his growing penis.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 23:23:28 GMT -5
ooc: Let's be at least a little realistic here. Birds of prey do not have penises. i know it for a fact.
ic: "Before we get any further, lemme point out that if yer part articuno and part pidgeot, then yer only HALF legendary," said Inigo. "And the two of us together can sooooo take you out on the lawn. So yer outnumbered, birdbrain. Why dontcha just bugger off, before I break yer fragile lil neck."
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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 23:25:09 GMT -5
ooc: I didn't know. Then how do they reproduce? Regardless, I altared the profile so he's just self-centered and thinks the world revolves around him, instead of trying to be a rapist.
"Care to place your girl on that?" the bird said with a sneer.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 23:31:08 GMT -5
ooc: Pretty much all flighted birds except waterfowl lack a penis, because of the added weight. They mate by pressing their cloacas together. Flighted birds even have the ability to lose and regrow brain cells to minimise the weight of the brain.
ic: "I care to place my jaw round yer neck and bite down nice'n hard," said Inigo. "Ya wanna do battle with me? Bring it on."
Inigo knew he might be getting in over his head, but he couldn't help it. Elly was his girl and he wasn't going to have some bird storm in and violate her. Or eat her, whichever this bird intended to do first. "Yer not touching one hair on her head or any other part of her."
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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 23:33:07 GMT -5
"I'll do as I please," he said, firing a low-powered Ice Beam at Inigo.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 23:47:29 GMT -5
The ice beam hit Inigo before he could dodge. Inigo was suddenly blocked into a block of ice and freezing cold. He struggled to break free of the ice, and ended up breaking it and stepping out, though his teeth were chattering now. "I would tell you what I think you are," he said as he prepared to counterattack, "but I have my manners and there's a lady present. so i'll just kick the living shiznit outta you instead."
He rolled out with a Body Slam attack at the bird, hoping to break at least a few of the enemy's bones.
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Post by kratos on May 3, 2008 23:51:44 GMT -5
Cowardly as he was, the bird quickly erected a shiled with Protect, causing the approaching Furret to bounce off.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 3, 2008 23:56:54 GMT -5
Inigo only attempted a Quick Attack at him this time. "Only so long you can stand there Protecting, coward!"
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 7:43:11 GMT -5
The bird knew the Furret was right, so he used Agility to try to dodge. He just managed to get out of the way and fire an Icy Wind at him. Elly was still shaking in fear, unable to help.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 11:20:45 GMT -5
This time Inigo managed to leap out of the way. He decided to use an attack he had learned that the bird could not dodge. Careful to stay faced away from Elly so she wouldn't be affected too, he let loose a Hyper Voice attack straight at the bird, using sound waves to try and injure him.
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 12:09:14 GMT -5
The bird was hit by the sound waves, but managed to stay up. "It'll take more than that to beat me."
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 12:10:14 GMT -5
"If you say so, bub!" Inigo released another Hyper Voice at him. Hey. whatever it took.
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 12:29:09 GMT -5
The bird used Protect to save himself. "I won't lose to you. Your girl will be mine," he said, flying at the Furret with a Sky Attack.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 12:37:08 GMT -5
The Sky Attack hit Inigo on the back. "Yaaah!" He rolled over from the impact, breathing heavily and in pain. Bleeding on his back, he rolled back over onto his feet and released another Hyper Voice. It was the one thing he knew he could rely on and it was a powerful attack.
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 12:49:45 GMT -5
The bird took another hit from the Hyper Voice. "No more," he said. "I give up."
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 12:57:29 GMT -5
Inigo realised he had won. He had won against an opponent he hadn't thought he'd be able to beat. Then again, he had known that if he had lost, he would've lost his mate, too.
Now that he had won he began to feel the pain in his wounds. That gash on his back was deep and still bleeding. "i'll give ya a chance, now, bub...you can fly away and never show yer ugly carcass round me or my mate again, or you can hang around and lemme kill ya. Cause I love the taste of chicken."
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 13:10:20 GMT -5
The bird flapped his wings, unable to take off.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 14:05:49 GMT -5
Inigo saw that the bird was unable to fly, but he could care less. Actually he intended to make a meal of him in a moment or two. But first... "Elly?" He went back to his mate and nuzzled her. "How are ya?"
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 14:12:09 GMT -5
"I-i'm ok," Elly said, still a bit shaky.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 14:21:22 GMT -5
Inigo licked her cheek. The fact that that bird had reduced his mate to terror and tears was enough to make him want to rip into it right now. In fact, he would. "Howzabout i go finish off that birdie and you and I can enjoy a nice chicken lunch?"
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 14:34:06 GMT -5
"No," Elly said. "Let him go. I know why he did this." She got up and walked over to him. "You had a reason for this, that much I know. You're used to getting your way. I understand that, but you have to understand, keep this kind of thing up and next time, you might not meet someone as merciful as me." She sighed. "I do want you to pay for what you did, but this time and this time only, I'll let you recover and leave."
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 14:45:05 GMT -5
"What? Elly--he..." Inigo had no time to protest, as elly was going right over to the bird who had threatened to molest her. Inigo closely accompanied her. He did not trust that bird in any way. He decided to do as his mate said. She was entirely too kind...but Inigo loved her. He would do this for her. He faced the bird. "You heard my mate--you've been given a reprieve. Don't think I'll hesitate to kill ya if you ever show up at our home again. This is yer only chance. Get out--now."
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 14:58:20 GMT -5
The bird flapped his wings and managed to lift off the ground. "I know you don't care," he said, "but my name's Gohan." He then flew away.
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Post by wynnyelle on May 4, 2008 15:02:36 GMT -5
"Yer right, I don't care," said Inigo, who then curved around and started grooming his big bloody wound. "Damn chicken carved a nasty gash...nuffin that can't heal though. Oiy."
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Post by Jespeon on May 4, 2008 15:05:50 GMT -5
(Mind if I join in?)
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Post by kratos on May 4, 2008 15:09:56 GMT -5
ooc: Go right ahead, Jes. Thing says Open to all but Horde member.
Elly nodded. "I wish I could help. I know Moonlight, but that can only heal me."
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