GAME: Corrupt Wishes.

[Ziskara]

Here's something fun I love starting on forums. I start the game with a wish like; "I wish it wasn't so hot right now." And the next person Corrupts it, by answering something like; "Your wish is granted, but now it is sooooo cold that you freeze to death." And then they post their wish. Please people! Don't forget to post a wish after you corrupt the previous one!

Okay, now for my wish:

I wish I had some chocolate.

( A nice simple one to start off with ^^,)

[Thomas]

Your wish HAS been granted....Wait what's this? A giant chocolate carnivorous bunny?! RUN!

I wish there were more hours in the day.. (hehe a hard one perhaps?)

[Ziskara]

Your wish is granted, but then you get stuck on a day with infinite hours! (It's like that groundhog day movie, only worse!)


I wish my dog wasn't so stupid... -_-;

[Thomas]

Your wish is granted, though your dog is now so intelligent he has developed a way to enslave all mankind!

[Master Chief]

I wish Thomas had a zipper for lips. ^_^

[Thomas]

Cheater! You're supposed to choose a horrific outcome for my wish then make your wish.. and I don't talk a lot.. Jeeze.. *Takes back the karma he just gave MC* lol

[Master Chief]

Hey!!! You didn't give me anything to create a bad outcome for!!! lol And I was being rotten, fine, then I change my wish to:

I wish I had the power to control video games!!! (I know a bad outcome is coming from this one lol.)

[fya]

Your wish has been granted but now I'm too bored to answer it. ;P Gotcha MC! XD
ummmmm it was granted but now the video game has no program because youre controlling it lol im so un creative.........

i wish my ankle wasn't sprained cuz i wants to finish this basketball season.....true statment

[Master Chief]

Your wish has been granted! Now, instead of your ankle being sprained, it's broke! lol

I wish... that thomas would be more talkative so my other wish will be effective!!!!! lol

[fya]

w00t now i can skip skool! =D
your wish has been granted and now thomas has no off button at all....wow im uncreative and i have no new wishes

[Ziskara]

Fya, your non-existent wish explodes in your face, and somehow manages to break your other ankle (ftw?)

I wish I wasn't sick. Gastro is boring.

[Master Chief]

Your wish has been granted... now, everyone that comes into the same room with you will become sick with anything from a cold, to the flu, or even pimples! XD lol

I wish that my compter wasn't such a pain all of the time!

[Ziskara]

Your computer is cured from being a pain, but now it's super smart and tells you that people can't be sick with pimples...

I wish maths didn't exist. Or we didn't have to learn it at school or something >=)

[Master Chief]

rotflmao!!!

Your wish has been granted, now math doesn't exsist, nor does Computers O.o, music, or even.... houses.... almost everything is gone! Except ppl, wooden weapons, and animals. XD Talking about a wish of pure evil! XD XP

I wish I could control the Weather!!! >=D

[steve]

I Steve, grant thy wish, but now you have an unquenceable thirst for twinkies. In vain attempts you try to use your powers to rain down twinkes, but it only hails. This upsets many people whose property is damaged and they demand that you do something to fix it. But blinded by your lust for twinkies you heed not their calls and conjuer up storm after strom in an fultile attempt to make twinkies. The earth is soon flooded and White Castle looses all its customers, who are drowned, and is forced to drop the price of their onion rings to a $0.59 a serving on Tuesdays with applicable coupons. You beg Steve to undo your wish, So he offers you Xantris. *talking really fast* Xantris is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant and is not for children under 16. Xantris is not for people who have heart conditions or sleeping disorders. Xantris may have any number of sideaffects including the following, headache, diahrea, constapation, stomach ulcers and bleeding. Xantris is not for everyone. Consult your Doctor to decide if Xantris is right for you, if your are suffering from accute weather control syndrome and twinke lust than Xantris maybe right for you.

*fast voice stops*

You may suffer from twinky lust and wish to control the weather freely, now with Xantris, you can. Xantris it heals like twinkies because it is made from twinkies.


I wish that people would vote on these two polls I made. games.groups.yahoo.com/group/realmfiction/polls

[Pax]

Steve.. you're crazy! xD

People start voting on your polls, but the irrational numbers produced cause Yahoo! to literally explode and they sue you for Imaginary Number Battery.

I wish aliens visited Earth.

[steve]

[glow=red,2,300][glow=red,2,300]"Mad am I?" he paused, "Sure why not" said Rex.[/glow]

Funny thing is I was voted most crazy in two polls in another very large RPG. I aim to please

And please vote on my polls, I will write a short fan fic based on how people vote on them. It will be a fight. You chose the pokemon fighting and where it will take place based on the choices I provided. And I am good at writing fights.

games.groups.yahoo.com/group/realmfiction/polls

So far only one person has voted I think it was Master Chief lol.

I don't know why your wishing for aliens to vist. I see them all the time. Though they are not as smart as people make them out to be. They won't listen to anything I have to say.[/glow]

[Master Chief]

Steve, I'm not an alien... and if your talking about that elite that always says 'blarg,' he wouldn't even listen to me either!

[teenagedroc]

(I used to play this a lot back on a different board)
Granted, Aliens visit earth, and take you to Neptune where you suffocate (VERY easy to corrupt)
I wish pokemon existed on earth, yet physics are twisted so they can use their powers, they are generally the same as they are in this realm, they didn't take over the world using their powers, they weren't used to take over the world using their powers, nor are their powers used for war, they do not kill/torture/hamper my health in any way at all (even indirectly), nor do they make my life so boring that I hate it and I was able to have my favourite party (Donkarasu, Ninetails, Gardevoir, Victrebel, Octillery and Dunsparce). (Beat that?)

[Master Chief]

You wish is granted... pokemon come to earth incappable of doing damage to you, but when they come through, they cause a rip in space and time causing the earth to rapidly deteriorate and with in the month the entire world dies and the universe begins to collapse. Soon after the world falls into a massive black hole and nothing exsists...

I wish that I suddenly became super smart without the exploding head or brain, without evil or good aliens coming to get me and do something to me, no one trys to kill me, the earth doesn't get destroied in anyway nor does any part of the universe, machines don't cause me any harm, and nothing can hurt me, kill me, or destroy my life. (Beat that!)

[Pax]

Your wish is granted, but now everything is incredibly boring. 8/

I wish I had a lunch for school today

[teenagedroc]

Granted, it's so tasty, it drives you insane
I wish Master chief would redo my wish, he did made them harm me indirectly....

[Penguin]

Granted, Master cheif redos the wish and it turns out the wish was a bomb and it blows in your face.

I wish I got a raise.

[Master Chief]

Your wish is granted, but now you have to do work that is 5 times harder, you end up putting out your back on the job and becomes crippled for the rest of you life. (Teenagedroc, the pokemon didn't harm you, your wish did. lol)

I wish that the world would explode. lol

[Pax]

Your wish is granted!



XD

*shot*

I wish Bill Nye the Science Guy came back on TV.

[Master Chief]

Your wish is granted, but now, that's the only show on tv and it's the same episode over and over again. To add to it, you can't turn off the tv!!!

I wish that Steve went up in a puff of smoke... lol XD

[steve]

[glow=red,2,300]Your wish is granted, but Steve is then sucked into a lamp where he is a genie and every time you wish for something he grants it, as long as you can spin in a square.[/glow]

[Master Chief]

*Spins in a square, how? I'll never tell!!!!!!* I wish for a 'blarg' speaking elite!!!

[teenagedroc]

Granted, he comes from before the elites split away from the rest of the covenant, and he shoots you for being a human.
I wish a (referring to 1) fish (that won't hurt me, kill me or make my life worse in anyway, in any way shape, form, or teleportation, yes, that means it can't fall on me...)

[Pax]

Your wish is granted, but the fish is soon eaten by a rogue lobster.

I wish I had the most perfect pet lobster.